Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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