do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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