His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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