I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
third nipple confirmed
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
