Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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