We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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