I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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