Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
How does it feel to date your dad?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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