Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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