Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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