White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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