he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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