Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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