sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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