The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
