it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
