I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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