Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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