I got chris browned last night
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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