wanna go halves on a baby?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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