Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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