butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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