its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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