i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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