Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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