He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize