call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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