That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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