are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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