i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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