Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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