He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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