She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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