She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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