apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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