Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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