i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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