do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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