If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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