Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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