chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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