I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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