oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Shame is for Republicans.
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