If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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