absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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