Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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