There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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