Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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