You made me cry and you don't even care
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
its not stalking. its research.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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