Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Still dying that you shit outside
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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