I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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