VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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