Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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