We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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