Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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